What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:09
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
Sure no problem officer.
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?